OHOHO CORD

ono how do I remember those details of the hospital room when I was so drugged up?

Anyways, I was all drugged up, and on vicoden. And my mom was holding the remote the the TV. But the cord to it was hanging over my head and I kept rubbing my head on it. And was all "ohohoho~"

until it slipped over the other side of my head. And then I start "hurhurhur"ing, and my mom looked over at me. And I guess I was looking at the cord like it was the cord's fault that it ended up on the other side of my head cuz my mom looked at me and was all "Stop it, you're the one who did it. Close your eyes and go to sleep, you're annoying me."

...hurhurhur~ cord. YER SO FUNNAY.