Have to go the the YMCA to swim for 4 hours I'll edit it later.
.:~Rules~:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. 4 at most
2. Make them answer the following questions
Characters:
1.) Hauk
2.) Fro Jo
3.) Isi
4.) Morkoi
1)How old are you?
H: 20
F: 10. Why the hell you need to know? D|<
I: If you count from the time I was designed, 2 years, since I was never given an actual age.
M: :C...Hauk never gave me an age. Hauk...may you please fix that later?
2)Height
H: I am 6;2"
F: I'm 5'4" and I don like stupid fuckin' tall boys standing in my way. GTFO MY WAY, TALL BOY!! D<
I: 6 feet at my shoulder, 7'2" at the top of my head, 8'4" at the tip of the tallest tine on my antlers.
M: 5'11"
3)You Got any Bad Habits?
H: ..I mumble and mutter a lot..
F: People say I cuss too much for my age. Stupid idiots got no damn clue what they're saying.
I: I guess scaring people away with how I look counts.
M: ..Not that I can think of. No.
4)You a virgin?
H: Yes.
F: What the hell is wrong wit you?! I'm 10, dumb-ass!
I: Of course
M: Yes
(LOL the clean team)
5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?
H: ...-clears throat- I..don't have one..at least not now. -coughs and looks to the side-
F: D< ARE YOU DEAF?
I: I have no Mate, though I wish to have one in the future.
M: I don't have a mate..
6)Have any Kids?
H: No
F: ...D8< I'm bout to leave you stupid mofos
I: No, not yet
M: :C No. I would like to have some children though some day. See little shells strengthen as they grow. -sigh-
7)Favorite food?
H: Dorito Beef and cheese sandwiches.
F: Honey peanut butter toast! Awww yeeeaaaahhh~!
I: Meats and Greens
M: Fruits and greens.
8)Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
H: Stracciatella and Mint, half and half. Gelato is good.
F: Rocky Road
I: I don't eat ice cream
M: Mint
9)Killed Anyone?
H: ...-n- no.
F: HELLZ YEAH I HAVE. Blow some bitches up, foh sho.
I: Here and there when I needed to. Could not say I liked it.
M: No.
10) Hate Anyone?
H: I don't hate, but have a strong disliking to some people
F: ....FUCK YOU, TALL BOY.
I: Not at the moment
M: No
11)Any Secrets?
H: Doesn't everyone have at least one secret?
F: D< none that you need to know!
I: No
M: None
12)Love Anyone?
H: ...mmh..perhaps. -///-
F: D< Don love no one but my momma.
I: No, not at the moment.
M: Hauk, for creating me?
13)TACOS?
H: I eat them, from time to time.
F: ...FUCK YEAH.
I: They smell weird to me.
M: What type of tacos?
14)Ever slept in all day?
H: Yes
F: I'll sleep as long as however the fuck I want.
I: Of course I have.
M: I like sleeping.
15)Eye Colors
H: Brown
F: Black...LIKE MY SOUL
I: White
M: White, as well.
16)Hair?
H: My hair? It's fairly long.
F: AFRO, MOFO'S
I: ...I have no hair.
M: Longish in the front, short in the back
17)Fat/Average/Slim?
H: Average
F: Average. Y'all better not call me fat or I'll blow yo asses up.
I: ..What do you call my size for deer standards?
M: Um...Slim..ish. I guess.
18)Rain, Sunshine?
H: Rain
F: Rain, stupid sun shinin on me all day. Needs to get shot at.
I: Sun with clouds
M: Either
19)What do you do to relax?
H: Draw, of course. Have a cup of tea, read a book.
F: Sleep. Or...BLOW SHIT UP.
I: Watch others. I like seeing what people do.
M: Doze in the sun
20)Boy or Girl?
H: I am a boy. If not for my height and odd pick of clothing I think I might be mistaken as a girl at some time.
F: I'm a BOY you feckin stupid dimwits. Stop asking me stupid questions.
I: People mistake me as male because of my antlers. But no, I am a female.
M: I would like to have a little boy some day. I will teach him to be good at defending those he loves.
21)Last Words
H: It's been a pleasure spending this time with you, unfortunately we must depart.
F: Ain't nobody gon' mess wit' me!!
I: We danced, at last. You lasted longer than I thought you would. I applaud you.
M: I wish I didn't have to do that.
Devious Comments
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CONTAINS: FILTERED WATER, SUGAR, ERYTHRITOL, NATURAL FLAVOR, CITRIC ACID, AND TODDLER EXTRACT.
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That will be all. For now. --_--
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Every end of a time is another begun. You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything, ah~ the ruler of everything, ah~, I'm the ruler of everything, in the end.
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Every end of a time is another begun. You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything, ah~ the ruler of everything, ah~, I'm the ruler of everything, in the end.
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That will be all. For now. --_--
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Every end of a time is another begun. You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything, ah~ the ruler of everything, ah~, I'm the ruler of everything, in the end.
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That will be all. For now. --_--
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100% of people are people, post this in your signature if you are the 0% who is not a people.
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[link] <--- Click please. Or i'll eat your brains.
>> Then again that's what I eat for breakfus when I get the chance.
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Every end of a time is another begun. You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything, ah~ the ruler of everything, ah~, I'm the ruler of everything, in the end.
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